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dear diary: heather told me she teaches people real life. she said, real life sucks losers dry. you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
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[06 Mar 2012|02:29am] |
... It even makes sounds like it's breathing.
Lachlan, get here now!!!=
( warded to lachlin! )
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[15 Feb 2012|06:03pm] |
WARDED TO JACINDA & INDIGO:
When I am Head Girl, none of this garbage will occur! Everyone's gone bloody stupid.
WARDED TO GABRIEL:
Hi, Gabriel. Surrounded by idiots.
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[11 Feb 2012|04:04am] |
WARDED TO SELF:
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
History Assignment:
1. Find a nerd.
2. Proposition.
3. Pay. 5 galleons, jewelry box. 10 galleons, suitcase pocket. 10 galleons, under mattress. Hmm...
END OF WARD There's still glitter everywhere. Honestly, I think foolish younger years have been inspired by Peeves and are now chucking handfuls in the halls for fun. Ridiculous.
I'm sure everyone is aware of how us Ravenclaws simply adore rewarding intelligence, so allow me to give a good round of congratulations to a couple of very special people. Firstly, to Hogwart's premier erotica author (voted most likely to get married and divorced at a Renaissance Faire by year-mates), Lorelei Smethley, who has finally found someone to act out the Aragorn and Arwen bridge scene with her. In fact, Julian Baruffio, you get your own applause. Students, such as myself, love earning points only to have geniuses like you waste them away by breaking curfew to have a conversation that could've easily taken place the following day. The next time the two of you get together to, I don't know, play pirate and bar-wench, do it within our allocated hours.
Who else deserves a note from the snaps cup?
Oh yes. Niall Finnigan for being the seventh year who'd benefit most from a discussion with LaFolle about how pregnancies occur. Maybe instead of drowning your hair in oil, you should visit the library.
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[25 Jan 2012|07:37am] |
WARDED TO DARREN LYNCH [FAILED]:
Hi, Darren!
Um, I have a problem that I think only you can help me with! See, you know me, I'm, like, sassy and opinionated, so I know I have a way of putting things that sensitive people mightn't like. But if you've been paying attention, you would have also noticed that I'm nevertheless a hard worker and try my best to enforce school rules!
That said, I am going to draw your attention over to this entry Persephone Harper wrote today. She swore at me, and Agatha Vaisey and I did our best to illustrate that, while it is fair to state an opinion, even if it's a negative one, using profanity is not the way to do it. And then Andrew Smith stepped in, docked points and insulted me and my efforts as a prefect. Not only was this a personal attack -- it was a personal attack performed publicly. How can I be respected if people see that I am treated this way by a fellow prefect? He didn't even try to speak to me about it privately, not that it's any of his business.
I would very much like it if you could tell me what to do. And whether Andrew is allowed to treat me this way. I think it is so unprofessional. If anyone should talk to me about how I prefect, it should be you, Quinn or Isadora!
Ciao ciao! Ravenclaws, in case you haven’t been following the new developments, which is understandable because the people who brought this upon us aren’t actually members of our house, prefects are supposed to check the packages and parcels you receive in the common room. That’s what the Headmaster wants, so don’t be giving us a lick of attitude when it happens.
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